I DIDN'T CREATE THIS!
I found it at thinkgeek.com on a page that doesn't keep the same phrase, so if I linked to it, you might never see this. I just liked it enough to post it...


What if Dr. Seuss taught particle physics?

Quarks are Fermions,
And leptons are Fermions;
Quarks make up hadrons
Like neutrons and protons

Electrons are leptons
With charge minus-one!
Neutrinos, however,
Are leptons with none!

Eight gluons carry
The Strong Nuclear Force
Which binds the quarks
Making hadrons, of course!

Photons and gluons
Are bosons you know,
And the bosons are what
Make the Forces go.

Two quarks make up
Most all of the matter
But we only see them
When we make them scatter.

We think there are bosons
That we can't detect,
But we know that without them
Some theories are wrecked!

From there to here,
From here to there,
Fundamental particles
Are everywhere!